Please Don't Fuck The Duck Until Exploded

Hey, everyone get aboard the train to crazy town. (Or maybe Lazy Town)

Toot toot!

thatfunnyblog:

When your favorite song comes on the radio

h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

beautyqueenvomit:

me prepping for my 1 note selfies

humoristics:

Things boys do

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